(August 31, 2018 at 5:05 pm)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: My cat doesn't give a shit about me, so much so I've started to resent him. He doesn't give a shit about that either.I had the same problem with a cat named "Tang"(he was an orange tabby). Because of my love for gin, he was renamed "Tanqueray".
If he wanted into my garage, he would give a light meow. I would say, "NO"! He would squawk a nasty squawk! If he wanted excessive food, already being far too fat, so fat: he couldn't clean the fur on his back so I renamed him "Tangle": I would say 'NO"! He would say, "feed me you cockroach!" I knew then, that he was demon possessed!
So I went to "holywater.com" and got some holy water and sprinkled it on him. Thank God the tourniquet worked! So, I decided to baptize him in the bathtub. When I was released from the hospital, I said, "The Lord rebuke you Satan!"
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
