Let's face it, anything read by Stephen Fry would be an instant classic. If he did an audio book of the serving suggestion on a packet of rice, it would hit the top ten bestsellers list.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'