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Christian Harry Potter
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Christian Harry Potter
"Aunt Petunia smacked her hands over Harry’s young ears; and her voice was sickly sweet when she said, “Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays. Haven’t you heard of Evolution? I have a very good textbook on Evolution that I could give you on it if you would like to learn things.”
Hagrid laughed wisely. “Evolution is a fairytale. You don’t really believe that, do you?”
“Yes, I do!” Aunt Petunia screeched.
“Well then prove it!”
Aunt Petunia could only stare at him; and her big mouth hung open dumbly. Here she thought she was so educated; and always demanded that Christians prove what they believed in; but she couldn’t even prove her own religion. It was then that Harry knew who the smart one here was!"

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10644439/1/


Will they make a film out of this?

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edited to add: I don't know, maybe it's a spoof?

This can't be serious. can it?
“Please, ignore this fool,” Draco drawled smugly. “Luna here thinks she can have a career even though she’s a woman; and women are stupid.”

Harry gaped at this horrible person. What a mean thing to say!

“Women shouldn’t not have careers because women are stupid!” Harry shouted indignantly. “Women are not stupid at all! Women should not have careers because women are nurturing and loving and their gifts serve them best in the home!”
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#2
RE: Christian Harry Potter
Birthdays? Is that a JW script?

But yes, it desperately needs to be made, so God Awful Movies can rip it apart Smile
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#3
RE: Christian Harry Potter
For some reason god decided to deprive religious people of imagination, talent and creativity, which is why they're doomed to forever steal ideas from other cultures - including contemporary pop-culture - twist, deform them and insert their own agendas, in a laughably witless manner.

Either that, or there is no god and religion simply tends to attract mainly talentless, unimaginative and witless people. At least in the past they were able to hire real artists to create some decent music and art for them, but now religious organizations are scraping the bottom of the barrel, since most skilled creators are able to sell their work directly to the masses, without having to serve the c*nts.

At least we get something to laugh at. Smile
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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#4
RE: Christian Harry Potter
Faithbots failed to read the HP books before going on their rants, as usual. The school breaks for Christmas AND Easter. There are ghosts there, which "proves" that part of us endures after death. The most important ghost is, of course, Dumbledore, who tells Harry he could go "on" from the phantom King's Cross station.
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#5
RE: Christian Harry Potter
Also they practice the fucking occult.
I am John Cena's hip-hop album.
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RE: Christian Harry Potter
I've found two other Harry Potter fanfics written from a Fundamentalist perspective.

Harry Potter Turns to the Lord: pretty self-explanatory. Its only virtue is its brevity.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5102928/1/H...o-the-Lord

Harry Potter : battle with the witches. Part of a saga of fanfics called The Prayer Warriors involving fundies going into fictional worlds with a mission: spread the gospel and kill anyone who rejects it.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10807606/21...riors-Saga
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