I people watch. A lot. I pay attention to detail in their posture, mannerisms, tone of voice, the way they laugh, the way they treat their bartender or server, do they say thank you and in what tone, do they cross their legs or arms, does it look like they tend to bite their nails (like me), are they pretending or are they genuine, are they extra self conscious or are they confident, how does her lipstick wear off, how do they chew, how do they drink, are they trying to get drunk or just enjoying their drink, do they like ketchup, did they pray, their vocabulary, does she cover her mouth when she laughs and why, do they seem conservative or not, do they seem like they voted for Trump, are they people watching too, do they know I’m watching, did they lean back to look at her butt when she walked by or were they discrete, are they waiting for someone, are they waiting for something, can they win this staring contest, do they wear tube socks, their nose, chin, brows, cheek bones, hair, body hair, feet, eyes, eye lashes, how often they blink while telling a story, did they get the sniffles when lying, did they order a wheat, did they order a lager, did they order something I should try myself, will they tip well, did they hold the door while the others walked in, did they leave on a bicycle... oh.. oh... they’re gone. Next!
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
