First job: Stagehand
Dream job: Writer/Director/Singer-guitarist in cover band
Astrological sign: Sagittarius, if it means anything
Favourite animal: Vulture
Favourite pizza: Fuck that shit
Favourite footwear: Merrills
Biggest pet peeve: idiocy
Favourite ice cream: Cookie Dough
What vehicle do you drive: Hyundai Elantra
How tall are you: 5'10"
Favourite TV programme: Breaking Bad
Left or righty: Righty, but I play guitar lefty
Favourite relax-y place: Basement
Favourite kind of music: Good Music
Favourite holiday: Christmas
Night owl or early bird: Night owl
Favourite day of the week: Friday
Tattoos: Fuck that shit
Piercings: Fuck that shit
Like to cook: Fuck, yes
Can you drive a stick: No; it all seems needlessly complicated
Favourite colour: Black
Favourite vegetable: Carrots
Least favourite vegetable: Asparagus, or anything cooked
Do you wear corrective lenses: Horn-rimmed glasses
Favourite season: Summer
Dream job: Writer/Director/Singer-guitarist in cover band
Astrological sign: Sagittarius, if it means anything
Favourite animal: Vulture
Favourite pizza: Fuck that shit
Favourite footwear: Merrills
Biggest pet peeve: idiocy
Favourite ice cream: Cookie Dough
What vehicle do you drive: Hyundai Elantra
How tall are you: 5'10"
Favourite TV programme: Breaking Bad
Left or righty: Righty, but I play guitar lefty
Favourite relax-y place: Basement
Favourite kind of music: Good Music
Favourite holiday: Christmas
Night owl or early bird: Night owl
Favourite day of the week: Friday
Tattoos: Fuck that shit
Piercings: Fuck that shit
Like to cook: Fuck, yes
Can you drive a stick: No; it all seems needlessly complicated
Favourite colour: Black
Favourite vegetable: Carrots
Least favourite vegetable: Asparagus, or anything cooked
Do you wear corrective lenses: Horn-rimmed glasses
Favourite season: Summer
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.