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Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines
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RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines
Best: Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Best pick up attempt ever in my life had no words, though. I think I may have told you this story, Summer. One day, I was going into a gas station. I looked over and there was a guy the same distance from the door as I was, about half way across the parking lot. He looked at me at the same time, smiled and sped up. I did the same. Eventually, we were both running for the door and laughing.

Worst: (This coming from a self-proclaimed "wizard" fifteen years my senior.) "I sense magic around you. I want to get to know you better and teach you how to tap into it." *shudders*
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Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by thesummerqueen - September 20, 2011 at 3:02 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by Rev. Rye - September 20, 2011 at 3:16 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by thesummerqueen - September 20, 2011 at 3:18 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by Dotard - September 20, 2011 at 8:07 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by Cinjin - September 20, 2011 at 9:01 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by Violet - September 21, 2011 at 2:48 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by Jackalope - September 20, 2011 at 3:19 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by Cinjin - September 20, 2011 at 3:27 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by Rayaan - September 20, 2011 at 3:40 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by Shell B - September 20, 2011 at 3:43 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by Jackalope - September 20, 2011 at 4:12 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by thesummerqueen - September 20, 2011 at 3:46 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by Shell B - September 20, 2011 at 3:53 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by thesummerqueen - September 20, 2011 at 3:54 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by Cinjin - September 20, 2011 at 3:56 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by Shell B - September 20, 2011 at 4:07 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by thesummerqueen - September 20, 2011 at 4:15 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by Jackalope - September 20, 2011 at 4:15 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by Shell B - September 20, 2011 at 4:18 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by Jackalope - September 20, 2011 at 4:39 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by thesummerqueen - September 20, 2011 at 4:40 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by Shell B - September 20, 2011 at 4:45 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by thesummerqueen - September 20, 2011 at 8:29 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by thesummerqueen - September 20, 2011 at 9:03 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by Shell B - September 20, 2011 at 9:40 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by thesummerqueen - September 20, 2011 at 9:44 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by Shell B - September 20, 2011 at 9:54 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by thesummerqueen - September 20, 2011 at 9:55 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by padraic - September 20, 2011 at 10:31 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by downbeatplumb - September 21, 2011 at 2:44 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by thesummerqueen - September 21, 2011 at 2:53 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by The Grand Nudger - September 21, 2011 at 3:20 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by BloodyHeretic - September 21, 2011 at 3:27 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by Dotard - September 21, 2011 at 6:04 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by thesummerqueen - September 21, 2011 at 6:48 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by padraic - September 21, 2011 at 7:29 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by Cinjin - September 21, 2011 at 10:27 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by The Grand Nudger - September 29, 2011 at 5:41 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by Phaedra - September 29, 2011 at 7:27 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by Darth - September 30, 2011 at 6:22 am
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by Phaedra - September 30, 2011 at 3:21 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by HeyItsZeus - September 30, 2011 at 4:46 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by frankiej - September 30, 2011 at 4:56 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by Phaedra - October 1, 2011 at 3:52 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by The Grand Nudger - September 30, 2011 at 5:34 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by salty - September 30, 2011 at 6:16 pm
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines - by Autumnlicious - October 1, 2011 at 7:21 pm

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