Best: Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Best pick up attempt ever in my life had no words, though. I think I may have told you this story, Summer. One day, I was going into a gas station. I looked over and there was a guy the same distance from the door as I was, about half way across the parking lot. He looked at me at the same time, smiled and sped up. I did the same. Eventually, we were both running for the door and laughing.
Worst: (This coming from a self-proclaimed "wizard" fifteen years my senior.) "I sense magic around you. I want to get to know you better and teach you how to tap into it." *shudders*
Best pick up attempt ever in my life had no words, though. I think I may have told you this story, Summer. One day, I was going into a gas station. I looked over and there was a guy the same distance from the door as I was, about half way across the parking lot. He looked at me at the same time, smiled and sped up. I did the same. Eventually, we were both running for the door and laughing.
Worst: (This coming from a self-proclaimed "wizard" fifteen years my senior.) "I sense magic around you. I want to get to know you better and teach you how to tap into it." *shudders*