RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines
September 20, 2011 at 8:07 pm
(This post was last modified: September 20, 2011 at 8:15 pm by Dotard.)
(September 20, 2011 at 3:18 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Unfortunately, I can't weigh in on any I've heard or had put on me because no one's tried to pick me up.
I'd love to pick you up, let me go get my forklift.
Or how about;
If you'd like to stroll down this country road with me I have my cattle-crosser covers in my truck.
Or
Let's make-love. I got an extra paper bag to put over my head in case yours tears.
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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...the least christian thing a person can do is to become a christian. ~Chuck
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NO MA'AM
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...the least christian thing a person can do is to become a christian. ~Chuck
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NO MA'AM
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