“I like my Mexican neighbors. Did I mention they’re Mexican? Because they are. And I like them. I’m the least racist dude you’ll ever meet. And these black people helped me find my cat. Did I mention they’re black? Because they are. And I was cool with them. You know who else I’m cool with? My Mexican neighbors. They’re Mexican, by the way. And their yard is clean.”
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian