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Atheist Forum Roast: Khemikalcs
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Atheist Forum Roast: Khemikalcs
As per Shells wonderful idea, here https://atheistforums.org/thread-56487.html

Do your worst, savages!

I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Khemikalcs
Man! Edibles last a while!
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#3
RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Khemikalcs
How am I supposed to find an insult in that?!
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Khemikalcs
Just like Fred Sanford, he wants to show you his junk . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Khemikalcs
You know what to do. With that name they may have had you in mind. 

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I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem




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#6
RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Khemikalcs
Holy hell the paranormal junkies  were right the sasquatch does exist and he just shaves to blend in .
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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#7
RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Khemikalcs
I haven't seen a picture of a bearded lady in quite awhile.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem




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#8
RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Khemikalcs
Why the dark aura Dunno
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#9
RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Khemikalcs
(September 14, 2018 at 3:43 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: How am I supposed to find an insult in that?!

Like this... watch...

Khem... you need to be using beard oil. That thing is way out of control. 



That's the best I got.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Khemikalcs
You should switch your head hair for your beard hair. It would do wonders.
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