I told my wife I worked in the television industry when I met her.
It was true, I made up the cardboard boxes that they put the tvs in at the factory.
Darwinain was the one putting the tvs actually in the boxes.
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A long time before that I was chatting to a girl (and getting on quite well I thought) when another dude came up and said.
"I bet you ten pence I can make your tits move without touching them"
She said "ok"
he then said "here's your ten pence" gave her the money and went straight in with both hands.
They ended up married.
I bet they tell a different story to the kids.
It was true, I made up the cardboard boxes that they put the tvs in at the factory.
Darwinain was the one putting the tvs actually in the boxes.
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A long time before that I was chatting to a girl (and getting on quite well I thought) when another dude came up and said.
"I bet you ten pence I can make your tits move without touching them"
She said "ok"
he then said "here's your ten pence" gave her the money and went straight in with both hands.
They ended up married.
I bet they tell a different story to the kids.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
