My roommate has two younger brothers, Justin and Josh. Justin, the elder, has quite the reputation as a ladies man. Josh is more of the silent geeky type.
One night though, Justin brought Josh to our house for a round of drinking. Justin suddenly starts to tell us about a party the two had attended two nights before.
"Dude...you don't understand. My brother is the shit. I'm working all night on this girl, talkin' to her, makin' her drinks, and I'm gettin' nowhere. All of a sudden I look over at Josh and he's sittin' on the couch with his arms up on the back with THREE girls on either side!! And he's totally wasted at this point, so I'm about to give him shit, when he just looks over at the girl on his left and says (and you have to imagine a hilarious drunk slur in a NC accent) 'Heeey...My dick is longer than two football fields plus two yards...Brett Favre can't throw that shit!'"
Josh didn't remember a damn thing, but apparently it got him laid.
One night though, Justin brought Josh to our house for a round of drinking. Justin suddenly starts to tell us about a party the two had attended two nights before.
"Dude...you don't understand. My brother is the shit. I'm working all night on this girl, talkin' to her, makin' her drinks, and I'm gettin' nowhere. All of a sudden I look over at Josh and he's sittin' on the couch with his arms up on the back with THREE girls on either side!! And he's totally wasted at this point, so I'm about to give him shit, when he just looks over at the girl on his left and says (and you have to imagine a hilarious drunk slur in a NC accent) 'Heeey...My dick is longer than two football fields plus two yards...Brett Favre can't throw that shit!'"
Josh didn't remember a damn thing, but apparently it got him laid.
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