I have to say, I'm kind of perplexed by Facebook. I tried it, and the result was: 1) I had peer pressure to pretend to give a shit about people's cat pictures, or that their demonspawn offspring were adorable; 2) people I hadn't seen in a long time, and didn't want to, had an easy way to contact me. Changed address? New phone number? No problem-- Facebook will let your crazy bitch ex-gf figure out where you live!
No. Just, no.
No. Just, no.