About vegans

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What about vegetable rights?

We pull them from the warm ground, skin them and cook them while they're still alive.

It's inhumane!  Or possible incarrot!

I know you’re just playing here, but some people do actually try to use this as a real argument. Silly though it is, I heard a particularly good counter in an Onision video. He observed that by eating meat, you’re effectively killing way more plants than eating them directly, because of the amount the animals eat. So even if eating plants was bad, eating them directly is still better.

The other option is to die, of course.