Why Are Atheists so Stupid

[I_am_not_mafia]

It's only a matter of time before atheists realize that science does not support their worldview. Education is the key! Atheism will continue its current decline in the world and someday soon we may be rid of its pernicious effects on culture and it will be relegated to a footnote as a failure on every level.

Satire fail.

This is exactly what atheists say about theists, which is I assume what you were trying to emulate.

But it doesn't work when you just switch atheists/Atheism for theists/Theism.

The only way this could work as satire is if an atheist wrote it to point out how weak the theist position is. Because it's a ludicrous thing to say and absolutely everything about it is incorrect.