RE: Why Are Atheists so Stupid
October 6, 2018 at 3:19 pm
(This post was last modified: October 6, 2018 at 3:21 pm by LadyForCamus.)
Why are atheists so stupid? Hmm...
Maybe it’s because we believe that a timeless, spaceless, changeless, all-powerful, infinite, all-knowing, distinctly male, humanoid disembodied mind created reality and all of its billions upon billions of galaxies so that he could poof mortal humans into existence, and be friends with them, because he was lonely in his infinity. And, then when he realized his creation was going to be a big time disappointment, he magic-raped and impregnated the young wife of a goat herder in the Middle East so that he could make himself a human who was both himself and also his son at the time, plus a ghost(?), and then that god/human guy got murdered and came back to life, so that the main god who is supposed to be all powerful, would be able to let his mortal disappointments into the magical land where there is no space, or time, or ‘inputs and outputs,’ yet everyone is happy and reunited with their families...and everyone else is fucked.
Oh, wait. That’s you guys. 😘
Maybe it’s because we believe that a timeless, spaceless, changeless, all-powerful, infinite, all-knowing, distinctly male, humanoid disembodied mind created reality and all of its billions upon billions of galaxies so that he could poof mortal humans into existence, and be friends with them, because he was lonely in his infinity. And, then when he realized his creation was going to be a big time disappointment, he magic-raped and impregnated the young wife of a goat herder in the Middle East so that he could make himself a human who was both himself and also his son at the time, plus a ghost(?), and then that god/human guy got murdered and came back to life, so that the main god who is supposed to be all powerful, would be able to let his mortal disappointments into the magical land where there is no space, or time, or ‘inputs and outputs,’ yet everyone is happy and reunited with their families...and everyone else is fucked.
Oh, wait. That’s you guys. 😘
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken.
Wiser words were never spoken.
