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Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!

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Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
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RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
October 7, 2018 at 1:14 pm
(October 7, 2018 at 6:01 am)Kit Wrote:
Quote:Think about all the possible spinoffs. We could have white cheddar Jeez-Its. We could have jalapeño Jeez-Its. Salt and vinegar Jeez-Its.

Hell, this could completely transform the Catholic Church. It’ll help them recover from the numerous scandals they’re facing, and put a fun new spin on worship.

Instead of constantly reminding themselves of their savior’s death, they could really have some fun. They could make some amazing hors d’oeuvre instead.

Sign the petition.

When I was a Catholic, the lack of flavor did piss me off, at least give me some ranch dip for them.
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RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its! - by Brian37 - October 7, 2018 at 1:14 pm

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