I would go to the local Rastafari church. If I had to listen to some religious bullshit every Sunday for a year, at least I could be stoned while I was at it.
"If there are gaps they are in our knowledge, not in things themselves." Chapman Cohen
"Shit-apples don't fall far from the shit-tree, Randy." Mr. Lahey
"Shit-apples don't fall far from the shit-tree, Randy." Mr. Lahey