Beating women in Islam

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What if your wife went ape shit and came at you with a baseball bat? and she gave it to you, breaking a bone or two? wouldn't you fight back?

Well, obviously, I'd throw her to the ground and then bludgeon her to death with the bat.  Allah Akbar!

The verse said "an eye for an eye":

Sura 5, The Quran:

Abul Ala Maududi(With tafsir)
https://quran.com/5/45?translations=

(5:45) And therein We had ordained for them: 'A life for a life, and an eye for an eye, and a nose for a nose, and an ear for an ear, and a tooth for a tooth, and for all wounds, like for like.4 But whosoever forgoes it by way of charity, it will be for him an expiation.5 Those who do not judge by what Allah has revealed are indeed the wrong-doers.

It's your problem if you can't read laws probably and your problem too if you turn the sentence "like for like" into "beat the shit of your wife".

Aren't you such a swell guy, but you do have that whole "god told me I could beat you" in your back pocket, for when she starts acting up.

I'd really like to think that islam is the only thing that's wrong with you, such that it leads you to come here and post this sort of shit..but I have doubts. If you were an american christian, you'd probably be treating us to the same wife beating apologism.

I'm very sorry but you don't know me enough; I treasure honesty and I'll tell a woman I date about my beliefs first hand.
I think all Muslims should do that; too. And I despise the ones who don't to immense levels.

I don't worship women, but I respect biology very very much. Biology said its word; and I would like to treat women as human-beings; not pets.