Bad News For Evangelicals

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Really? You think if Christians read lines from Bible like

Exodus 22:28-30
“You shall not delay to offer from the fullness of your harvest and from the outflow of your presses. The firstborn of your sons you shall give to me. You shall do the same with your oxen and with your sheep: seven days it shall be with its mother; on the eighth day you shall give it to me.

they would stop being Christian? Or would they still support it like they do Trump no matter what crimes and lies he commits?

Oh that is easily explained. "giving" your firstborn to god means that your son will be coerced into becoming a priest. As a born and raised crapolic, I actually had that pressure. Or your daughter to be a nun for the same reasons.

I think I understand that pressure, but I am not willing to post. It would be rather offensive. Even my holy RCC parents recognised it before they passed. That was a surprise to me, but they did. Fair play to them.

So you're saying I didn't have to throw my son into a pit of unending fire.

Well, fuck me pink. The Brothers lied to me.