Joe, a regular at a local bar, noticed a new guy sitting at the end of the bar. Nothing special to look at, but he was there for only ten minutes before a woman came up to him and almost dragged him out of the bar. Joe came back two nights later and saw the same thing happen to the new guy. And every night thereafter, in fact. After a dozen times seeing this he broke down asked the bartender if he knew how the guy got so lucky with women.
"No clue, he just sits there at the end of the bar and licks his eyebrows."
"No clue, he just sits there at the end of the bar and licks his eyebrows."
