(November 12, 2018 at 7:44 pm)Chicken Wrote:(November 12, 2018 at 7:24 pm)Dragonfly Wrote: I repented, believed (you left that ingredient out), and was baptized in the name of Jesus Christ in the past. According to you, I've received the Holy Spirit and am nice and sealed for heaven now. Many years later, I've lost my belief that the God of the Bible exists.
Fuck Jesus "Yeshua" Christ, the motherfucking, cocksucking, goatfucking, son of a bitch (capitalize that last one, if you like). Who was the whore of god that got the virgin Mary knocked up? Oh yeah, the Smeg-slut Holy Spirit. So if god is a magical 3 for the price of 1, he masturbated himself (or has a heavenly whore) into a poor virgin who had a bastard (capitalize that one, too).
I'm still sealed! Yay!
I applaud you, for no other reason than calling God a "Smeg-slut." You can really savor the years of repression in that one.
I was reverent and capitalized it.
I said to the sun, tell me about the Big Bang.
The sun said, 'It hurts to become.'
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The sun said, 'It hurts to become.'
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