DNA Proves Existence of a Designer

[The Grand Nudger]

Everena: You have no way of knowing if that is true or not. I mean if the Christians are right.... and there are billions of them and they might be. I know I had some amazing experiences with God when I went to church (stepping into the light, power of God felt in church, Holy spirit communicating to me after being baptized) and those are not even the experienes I had that proved God to me beyond any doubt. So what I'm saying is I really do know that God exists beyond any doubt,  and although I do not think the Bible is the word of God, I do think it is possible that is inspired by prophets of God. And I mean, why take your chances? Atheism can't be that fun. It certainly doesn't seem fun and at least God is super fun. 

Why are -you- taking that chance...then?  You really aren't the sharpest crayon in the box. 

It doesn't actually matter, to me..because, just like there is a fact of speciation events occurring regardless of whether or not meat fairies exist, there is a fact of my not being interested in blowing meat fairy cock..regardless of whether meat fairies exist.

I'm not interested in dating your boyfriend, haven't I made that abundantly clear?   There is no soul for you to win here..jesus freak.

Everena: Adaption occured John-nee, adaption..... and you can't prove it wasn't just adaption. 

You can address any of the observed instances of speciation which you have been presented with, at any time.  

Ev: There is a God. There is no such thing as a meat fairy!

That makes skin suits and tasty chickens.  A meat fairy by any other name is still a meat fairy.

Ev: Its not a bad religion comparatively. There are just some assholes who pretend to be Christian and use it an excuse to hate on other ppl

I repeat, disgusting religion.  I don't care that you're a jesus freak.  I'm not.  I don't want to date your boyfriend.  

  Ev: NOT A PLANT

No shit, and yet they are the ancestors of all plant and animal life.  Amazing, isn't it.  Amazing in all of the ways that meat fairies aren't.  

Ev: Oh good, because it didn't. Now go tell everyone else in here.

You'll find that there really isn't anyone here that thinks that this place was poofed into existence, beyond yourself and your fellow meat fairy cultists.  This is why asking us why we believe something that is an article of your idiotic faith..is pointless.  

Ev:There is no such thing as a meat fairie. There is a God and a reason everything happens and we have eternal life

Cool story.  

Ev: Not possible

I'm going to add "not possible" to the list of ways that you say "scares the piss out of me" - because it's obviously possible that we live unequally for short amounts of time, die, and go nowhere.  You see it happening all the time.  You've invented your entire religion in order to calm your fears and sense of meaningless, on that count.  If you didn't see it..just like all the pain and suffering in the universe, then you wouldn't need to invent meat fairies and an alternate dimension to calm yourself about it in the first place.

Everena: I know God exists beyond and all doubt and I no longer fear death at all. Yes I used to fear death, but I did not spend a lot of time thinking about it because I like to be all   all the time.  Or at least as much of the time as I can.

So what?  You're an irrational jesus freak who figures that maybe lying might work better than telling the truth, telling me that you have no fear of death is unimpressive.  Neither do I, and I don't even have to blow the meat fairy to be so unconcerned.