Polo: The horses ride the players.
Football: Three teams in every match, three nets, five balls in play at all times.
Tennis: Use volley ball nets and golf balls.
Golf: Clubs may only be swung one-handed.
Basketball: No players over 5'5" tall.
Cricket: Explosive wickets.
American football: Give it a sensible fucking name.
Baseball: All players must wear two gloves.
Croquet: Ban it for being a stupid bloody waste of time.
Rugby: No changes are recommended or indeed possible, as rugby is the most perfect sport ever to be devised by human ingenuity.
Boru
Football: Three teams in every match, three nets, five balls in play at all times.
Tennis: Use volley ball nets and golf balls.
Golf: Clubs may only be swung one-handed.
Basketball: No players over 5'5" tall.
Cricket: Explosive wickets.
American football: Give it a sensible fucking name.
Baseball: All players must wear two gloves.
Croquet: Ban it for being a stupid bloody waste of time.
Rugby: No changes are recommended or indeed possible, as rugby is the most perfect sport ever to be devised by human ingenuity.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
