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There Is Something To This Idea

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There Is Something To This Idea
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There Is Something To This Idea
February 13, 2017 at 7:41 pm
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RE: There Is Something To This Idea
February 13, 2017 at 7:58 pm (This post was last modified: February 13, 2017 at 7:59 pm by ignoramus.)
What is with religion and fucking hats!

*prays to the FSM with his colander on*
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RE: There Is Something To This Idea
February 13, 2017 at 8:09 pm
I'm a Vaughanist ... no funny hats needed:

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RE: There Is Something To This Idea
February 13, 2017 at 9:08 pm
(February 13, 2017 at 7:58 pm)ignoramus Wrote: What is with religion and fucking hats!

Fucking hats? No thanks, I prefer women.
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RE: There Is Something To This Idea
February 13, 2017 at 9:35 pm
Best thing to do with bacon is to commit sacrilege. 

Matzo ball soup with bacon.
Humus with bacon bits.
Curried potato with bacon.

But then, the Seventh Day Adventists did have their revenge with Turkey bacon. Sad!l
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RE: There Is Something To This Idea
February 13, 2017 at 10:08 pm
(February 13, 2017 at 9:08 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(February 13, 2017 at 7:58 pm)ignoramus Wrote: What is with religion and fucking hats!

Fucking hats? No thanks, I prefer women.

I think I do too. It's hard to remember.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: There Is Something To This Idea
February 13, 2017 at 10:13 pm
(February 13, 2017 at 7:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote: [Image: 10610580_1391235321179332_3414901596573312573_n.jpg]


And some of us without any use for gods nonetheless worship the bacon.
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RE: There Is Something To This Idea
February 13, 2017 at 10:41 pm
(February 13, 2017 at 9:35 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Best thing to do with bacon is to commit sacrilege. 

Have you heard about the new kosher cheese steak on Wonder Bread?

It's a blasphemy in an atrocity.
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RE: There Is Something To This Idea
February 13, 2017 at 11:30 pm
(February 13, 2017 at 7:58 pm)ignoramus Wrote: What is with religion and fucking hats!

*prays to the FSM with his colander on*

Goes with the stories.

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RE: There Is Something To This Idea
February 13, 2017 at 11:40 pm
You can throw in those stupid mongrel beefeaters while you're at it...
As far as pompous symbolism goes, England's also got it in spades!
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