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Add something absurd to any sports......
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RE: Add something absurd to any sports......
(November 16, 2018 at 7:48 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Football: No time out can be more than one minute long.

Basketball: Anybody who dribbles on the floor has to clean it up.

Cricket:

Not sure what sport you are watching, but time requested by the team are only 30 seconds.  Injury and clock time outs are different. 

Basketball, no hoops.

(November 16, 2018 at 8:04 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Polo:  The horses ride the players.

Football:  Three teams in every match, three nets, five balls in play at all times.

Tennis:  Use volley ball nets and golf balls.

Golf: Clubs may only be swung one-handed.

Basketball: No players over 5'5" tall.

Cricket:  Explosive wickets.

American football:  Give it a sensible fucking name.

Baseball: All players must wear two gloves.

Croquet:  Ban it for being a stupid bloody waste of time.

Rugby: No changes are recommended or indeed possible, as rugby is the most perfect sport ever to be devised by human ingenuity.

Boru

Baseball, "Two gloves"....... LOVE IT, especially with the pitcher. They have to pitch wearing the glove.
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Add something absurd to any sports...... - by Brian37 - November 15, 2018 at 9:37 am
RE: Add something absurd to any sports...... - by onlinebiker - November 15, 2018 at 10:03 am
RE: Add something absurd to any sports...... - by Brian37 - November 15, 2018 at 10:14 am
RE: Add something absurd to any sports...... - by ignoramus - November 16, 2018 at 4:35 am
RE: Add something absurd to any sports...... - by bennyboy - November 16, 2018 at 4:51 am
RE: Add something absurd to any sports...... - by Joods - November 16, 2018 at 6:14 am
RE: Add something absurd to any sports...... - by purplepurpose - November 15, 2018 at 10:13 am
RE: Add something absurd to any sports...... - by Amarok - November 16, 2018 at 4:41 am
RE: Add something absurd to any sports...... - by Brian37 - November 16, 2018 at 8:04 am
RE: Add something absurd to any sports...... - by Brian37 - November 19, 2018 at 10:12 am
RE: Add something absurd to any sports...... - by Tiberius - November 19, 2018 at 1:45 am
RE: Add something absurd to any sports...... - by Minimalist - November 19, 2018 at 1:47 am
RE: Add something absurd to any sports...... - by Astreja - November 19, 2018 at 1:59 am
RE: Add something absurd to any sports...... - by Brian37 - November 19, 2018 at 10:18 am
RE: Add something absurd to any sports...... - by tackattack - November 19, 2018 at 11:32 am
RE: Add something absurd to any sports...... - by Angrboda - November 19, 2018 at 11:34 am
RE: Add something absurd to any sports...... - by Brian37 - November 19, 2018 at 11:36 am
RE: Add something absurd to any sports...... - by tackattack - November 19, 2018 at 12:15 pm
RE: Add something absurd to any sports...... - by MysticKnight - November 19, 2018 at 12:21 pm
RE: Add something absurd to any sports...... - by Brian37 - November 19, 2018 at 12:28 pm
RE: Add something absurd to any sports...... - by Brian37 - November 19, 2018 at 2:51 pm
RE: Add something absurd to any sports...... - by tackattack - November 19, 2018 at 5:48 pm
RE: Add something absurd to any sports...... - by Brian37 - November 19, 2018 at 5:53 pm
RE: Add something absurd to any sports...... - by Brian37 - November 19, 2018 at 8:37 pm
RE: Add something absurd to any sports...... - by The Valkyrie - November 19, 2018 at 11:12 pm
RE: Add something absurd to any sports...... - by tackattack - November 19, 2018 at 11:16 pm
RE: Add something absurd to any sports...... - by Angrboda - November 20, 2018 at 12:11 am
RE: Add something absurd to any sports...... - by Mr.Obvious - November 20, 2018 at 8:12 pm
RE: Add something absurd to any sports...... - by Brian37 - November 20, 2018 at 8:16 pm
RE: Add something absurd to any sports...... - by Brian37 - November 20, 2018 at 8:23 pm

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