DNA Proves Existence of a Designer

[Everena]

The Do You Live In An Intelligently Designed Universe Quiz

1) Why do things fall to the ground?
 - A: Gravity
 - B: Divine Will

2) Why does the sun shine?
 - A: Nuclear fusion and black body radiation
 - B: Divine Will

3) What makes your laptop work?
 - A: Complicated electrical egineering, semiconductors, fiber optics, and a bunch of other stuff that I understand only poorly.
 - B: Divine Will

4) What makes lightning?
 - A: Electrostatic discharge during violent storms
 - B: Divine Will

5) What directs the behaviour of your cells?
 - A: DNA
 - B: Divine Will

6) Why do fewer socks come out of the drier than went in?
 - A: Drier Tax/Laundry gnomes/Pants eat them
 - B: Divine Will

If you answered B to all of the above then you most likely exist in a Created World. You exist at the whim of a capricious Creator and could be snuffed out at any instant. Even a pebble rolling down a riverbed has more free will than you. My condolences.

If you answered A to all of the above then you most likely exist in a universe that evolved from natural laws. Competent Deities don't need to muck about with natural laws because they have Divine Will. The existence of natural laws in your world militates against the existence of a Creator.

Gods don't need to muck about with DNA, they just tell your cells what to do. Assuming you even have cells. DNA demonstrate that you are evolved biochemistry with delusions of sentience.

Everena: False. The A answers are just explanations that science has discovered about how higher intelligence is doing all this.

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Yeah yeah whatever.No one in the entire world gives a fuck what atheists say about their experiences. You are only deluding yourselves, and I do mean that literally. Go ahead and tell it to yourself though if it makes you happy.

I know of one person who does.  Make that two.  Your reply of the obvious, "fuck you is why" is that of a person who doesn't actually have a reasoned response to the question.

Everena: We know our experiences are real. We know you want desperately to convince us that they might not be real. We see through all this ugliness because it comes from a dark place, and that is so much more obvious to us than you would like it to be.