DNA Proves Existence of a Designer

[Paleophyte]

Play nice little Ediacaran. We're all just evolved clots of dirt and you're about 600 Million years closer to the mudpile than us jumped-up monkeyspawn.

Little do you know ediacaran fauna consisted entirely of sessile, highly intelligent organisms that devoted all their vast intellect over 50 million years entirely to contemplating the deepest secrets of the universe, and as a result of their prodigious feats of intellect transcended time and space and ascended to a higher plane 542 million years ago, leaving inferior lineages such as yours to claw out nasty, brutal and short existences on the savage little ball to the end of life’s time on earth.

So that's how you all ended up buried in turbidites!

Neither you nor Hallucigenia look like the navel-gazing type.

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Orch-OR Failings

No basis in theoretical science. It's reliant on theories of quantum gravitation that nobody has a decent handle on.

No mechanism for creating qubits in microtubules. Where are these entangled electrons coming from again?

No mechanism for preserving qubits. The longest lived entangled electrons in a biological system survived a whole 400 femtoseconds (0.4 nanoseconds) and were produced during photosynthesis.

No mechanism for communicating with anything, even if it did work. Quantum computers aren't a hotline to God.

No evidence that we communicate with anything outside of ourselves using anything other than conventional means. Seriously folks, telepathy only works via smartphone.

No capacity to prevent death due to strong electromagnetic fields, gravitational waves, or anything else that interferes with electron spin. Good thing your brain needs a decent whomp to do damage.

No way to get those pesky entangled electrons to any other party. Congrats, you have both ends of the phone line.

No evidence of a higher intelligence transmitting anything. Are you there God? It's me, Margaret.

No ability to communicate faster than light. Entangled particles don't violate causality because they decohere the instant you try and modulate their signal. It's what makes them beautifully tamperproof for quantum cryptography. Likewise, Penrose' "ripples in space-time" have been demonstrated to propagate at the speed of light. Unless you want to argue that light-speed lag is the reason that religious morality is millennia out of date.

So even if you did have quantum computers in your head, they wouldn't do anything spiritual. It's just another quantum woo deepity.

Post this on line and Hameroff will respond to you. He responds to anyone who questions his theory. If you can't post it anywhere, he is on Twitter. I am aware of what they have proven so far and unless they prove something else, I'm not interested in talking about it.

Hey! Look at this all posted online! That was easy!