RE: Jesus Attended a Wedding While Also in the Wilderness
November 27, 2018 at 8:43 pm
(This post was last modified: November 27, 2018 at 8:48 pm by Minimalist.)
Quote:Jesus Attended a Wedding
Did he try to fuck one of the bridesmaids?
Or one of the ushers?
(November 27, 2018 at 7:53 pm)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote:(November 27, 2018 at 7:46 pm)Minimalist Wrote: How can you have "baptism....sort of?" Either you tried to drown the fuck or you didn't!
John's Jesus is never baptized by JtB.
By that point in the story development, JtB was so unworthy that he never does anything except talk about how great Jesus is.
Splitting hairs...
Quote:29 The next day John saw Jesus coming toward him and said, “Look, the Lamb of God, who takes away the sin of the world! 30 This is the one I meant when I said, ‘A man who comes after me has surpassed me because he was before me.’ 31 I myself did not know him, but the reason I came baptizing with water was that he might be revealed to Israel.”
32 Then John gave this testimony: “I saw the Spirit come down from heaven as a dove and remain on him. 33 And I myself did not know him, but the one who sent me to baptize with water told me, ‘The man on whom you see the Spirit come down and remain is the one who will baptize with the Holy Spirit.’
Get a load of this apologetic asswipe trying to reconcile the 4 bullshit stories.
https://hermeneutics.stackexchange.com/q...t-of-the-s
Quote:In the synoptic gospels, the Holy Spirit is given as Jesus comes up out of the water (Mark 1:10, Luke 3:21,22, Matt. 3:16,17), but John, in John 1:29, recognizes Jesus, then later says in John 1:33, "I didn't know Him, but He who sent me to baptize with water told me, 'the One you see the Spirit descending and resting on - He is the One ...'
How can this be explained?
Quote:Frankly, I do not see any need to reconcile the four accounts. John's wording IS a little tricky, but the way I read 1:29-34 is as follows: 1) Jesus' baptism had already taken place; 2) John IDs Jesus as God's Lamb; 3) John identifies himself as the forerunner, and Jesus as the "royalty" whom he preceded; 4) John says twice that he did not recognize Jesus as the Messiah UNTIL His baptism; 5) John testifies that he HAS SEEN Jesus being anointed with the Holy Spirit at His baptism (see #1, above); 6) at the baptism is where John recognized Messiah Jesus bec. the HS descended & REMAINED on Him. – rhetorician Feb 20 '14 at 16:36
Clearly, this guy is now a trumptard.
