DNA Proves Existence of a Designer

[Everena]

God always has been and always will be and the big rock in your front yard could not have created DNA no matter how much you want to pretend it could have.

Good lass! You didn't disappoint. That was the violation of logic and causality I was waiting for.

Everything needs a cause, it's a hard and fast rule. That's why we need God. Except for God. Please, please, please make an exception to the rule for God.

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The cobbler and the fishmonger will save my sole!

A hard and fast rule made up by whom? Certainly not God or us or the animals since we all always have been and always will be.

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Reality always has been and always will be and the magic sky fairy in your head that you claim  invented DNA is nonsense no matter how much you want to pretend otherwise

Their is no one in the entire world who believes in a magic sky fairy. God to me is a massive form of energy, larger than this entire planet. And yes it is very obvious that intelligence was involved in creating DNA and every other thing that exists on this planet. Inanimate objects or nothing cannot create anything. It is literally impossible and to think so is totally illogical.

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[b]Ha! Everyone thought mushrooms were closely related to plants until just recently, so there!!!!

Look! She's so proud of herself! Don't tell her that "recently" was back in 1969.

Now all you need to do ask Google "Are sponges plants?"

Wrong, as always. It was 1993 and I was done with grade school by then.