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Jesus Attended a Wedding While Also in the Wilderness
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RE: Jesus Attended a Wedding While Also in the Wilderness
(November 29, 2018 at 5:33 pm)tackattack Wrote:
(November 27, 2018 at 7:46 pm)Minimalist Wrote: How can you have "baptism....sort of?"  Either you tried to drown the fuck or you didn't!

Maybe, they weren't baptists and just sprinkled... you know... not a "real" baptism.

Quote:A drunk stumbles along a Baptismal service on a Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to stumble down into the water and stands next to the Minister. The Minister turns, notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk looks back and says, "Yes sir, I am."

The Minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up.

"Have you found Jesus?" the Minister asked.

"No, I didn't!" said the drunk.

The Minister then dunks him under for a quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now brother, have you found Jesus?"

"No, I did not!" said the drunk again.

Disgusted, the Minister holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him up and demands, "For the grace of God, have you found Jesus yet?!!!??"

The old drunk wipes his eyes and pleads, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

Angel
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RE: Jesus Attended a Wedding While Also in the Wilderness - by Minimalist - November 29, 2018 at 5:50 pm

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