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RE: Holy Smoke
September 29, 2011 at 10:32 pm
"My friend smiled and said 'You know I've thought about this for some time and I want to be cremated. Then I want my ashes put into some turkey load shotgun shells and have someone that knows how to turkey hunt use the shotgun shells with my ashes to shoot a turkey. That way I will rest in peace knowing that the last thing that one turkey will see is me, screaming at him at about 900 feet per second.''

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Atheist Forums › Discussion › Off Topic v
Holy Smoke

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Holy Smoke - by Epimethean - September 29, 2011 at 10:14 pm
RE: Holy Smoke - by thesummerqueen - September 29, 2011 at 10:18 pm
RE: Holy Smoke - by Epimethean - September 29, 2011 at 10:24 pm
RE: Holy Smoke - by Phaedra - September 29, 2011 at 10:32 pm
RE: Holy Smoke - by Epimethean - September 29, 2011 at 10:35 pm
RE: Holy Smoke - by Cyberman - September 29, 2011 at 10:43 pm
RE: Holy Smoke - by Erinome - September 29, 2011 at 10:45 pm
RE: Holy Smoke - by Epimethean - September 29, 2011 at 10:47 pm
RE: Holy Smoke - by The Grand Nudger - September 29, 2011 at 10:56 pm
RE: Holy Smoke - by Erinome - September 29, 2011 at 10:58 pm
RE: Holy Smoke - by Phaedra - September 29, 2011 at 11:07 pm
RE: Holy Smoke - by The Grand Nudger - September 29, 2011 at 11:10 pm
RE: Holy Smoke - by Phaedra - September 29, 2011 at 11:13 pm
RE: Holy Smoke - by Epimethean - September 30, 2011 at 12:25 am
RE: Holy Smoke - by The Grand Nudger - September 30, 2011 at 12:32 am
RE: Holy Smoke - by Epimethean - September 30, 2011 at 1:03 am
RE: Holy Smoke - by The Grand Nudger - September 30, 2011 at 1:05 am
RE: Holy Smoke - by Epimethean - September 30, 2011 at 1:12 am
RE: Holy Smoke - by The Grand Nudger - September 30, 2011 at 1:25 am

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