RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 5, 2018 at 7:18 am
(This post was last modified: December 5, 2018 at 7:22 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
But same sex...wait...I mean...this is...
If I go to Canberra and I cross the road, so I have to make sure I only cross in the company of other males?
Say a large group of people are waiting, and the same sex light comes on - do the women cross first and then the men? Should we vote?
If my wife and I want to cross the road together, do we have to go looking for one of these lights? Can we be charged with a hate crime if we cross?
Ok, now my brain is beating faster. I can't think about this any more.
Boru
(edit) One more: Why did the Irishman cross the road? He didn't, BECAUSE HE COULDN'T FIND A CROSSING LIGHT THAT MADE ANY FUCKING SENSE!!!
If I go to Canberra and I cross the road, so I have to make sure I only cross in the company of other males?
Say a large group of people are waiting, and the same sex light comes on - do the women cross first and then the men? Should we vote?
If my wife and I want to cross the road together, do we have to go looking for one of these lights? Can we be charged with a hate crime if we cross?
Ok, now my brain is beating faster. I can't think about this any more.
Boru
(edit) One more: Why did the Irishman cross the road? He didn't, BECAUSE HE COULDN'T FIND A CROSSING LIGHT THAT MADE ANY FUCKING SENSE!!!
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
