I want there to a god who puts things right, without all that tedium of waiting round for humans to do it. Such as:
-ALL the kernels in my bag of microwave popcorn should pop.
-My car keys need to be just sentient enough to know when I'm looking for them, and just mobile enough to rattle a bit.
-There needs to be a part of the divine plan that ensures my printer will not go down when the shops aren't open.
-People should be evolutionarily engineered to make it impossible for them to think that pushing into the queue is ok.
-Get Adam Sandler a real job. Films have suffered enough.
A god that would do all this is a god I could REALLY get behind.
Boru
-ALL the kernels in my bag of microwave popcorn should pop.
-My car keys need to be just sentient enough to know when I'm looking for them, and just mobile enough to rattle a bit.
-There needs to be a part of the divine plan that ensures my printer will not go down when the shops aren't open.
-People should be evolutionarily engineered to make it impossible for them to think that pushing into the queue is ok.
-Get Adam Sandler a real job. Films have suffered enough.
A god that would do all this is a god I could REALLY get behind.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
