Anti Trans And Why It Fails

[Maketakunai]

Whatever. Go find yourself a tranny hooker on Craigslist or Backpage. Make sure to mention everything in your OP and maybe you'll get a discount. 

Have a day.

Your mother really should've learned to give blowjobs.  The world will be a better place when you're gone.  And I'm sure you've hired plenty of overweight hookers in your time, licking their feces.  Since that's clearly your fetish.

Love you too, Puddin! 

Maybe you can help me out here. Are you aware that eating ass, or "licking feces" as you put it, is kind of a thing with gay men and pre-op m-to-f transexuals? Some like to think their asshole is their pussy, so licking another dudes asshole plays into the delusion that their partner is a woman. I mention this because it's a strange sort of insult in a conversation about gays and transexuals if you're trying to make me look bad... 

But, since you're curious... Most of my fetishes require me to keep a well stocked first aid kit handy in case something goes wrong during foreplay. I give classes on a wide variety of kink though. If you want to know how to set your lover on fire safely or how to stretch your labia majora, I'm your guy.