RE: DNA Proves Existence of a Designer
December 27, 2018 at 10:10 pm
(This post was last modified: December 27, 2018 at 10:25 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
You can come and have dinner with me and my christian wife, buddy. I cook like a motherfucker - make you think about sellin your soul...and I'll tell you the same things. Little known fact, I have a quasi-religious prohibition against turning down a stranger knocking at my door. I feel that it's my sacred duty to feed those people and tell them good jokes, and send them on their way with whatever they need to get to the next place,. The trick..is that you can't ask or plan it, you just have to show up. If you ask, I'll just tell you no because I'm the goddamnned hospitality grinch, lol.
You're welcome in my shoe anytime, you know, secretly, on the dl.
I'm only telling you what an educated pastor should have told you a long time ago. These things that you've been saying.....? They're wrong, they're risible, and they harm the faith. You don't have to do any of that. There's another type of christianity.
Was anything in the OT about a christ? Well, in a word..no..because that would be antithetical to their beliefs. But who cares..you're not a jew. Christians don't have to pretend to be jews...and they certainly don't have to pretend that jews were christians. Does biology have to be wrong for christer god to be right? Well....no...again..it's only the insistence of ignorant shit for brains like yourself that make it seem so. It's entirely possible to be a devoted christer without any of this silly shit..in these 1k pages. My inlaws and my wife are living proof of that incontrovertible fact.
It's just you, and your terrible fucking pastor...that's the whole problem. You're making shit unnecessarily rough for "jesus"...gratz.
You're welcome in my shoe anytime, you know, secretly, on the dl.
I'm only telling you what an educated pastor should have told you a long time ago. These things that you've been saying.....? They're wrong, they're risible, and they harm the faith. You don't have to do any of that. There's another type of christianity.
Was anything in the OT about a christ? Well, in a word..no..because that would be antithetical to their beliefs. But who cares..you're not a jew. Christians don't have to pretend to be jews...and they certainly don't have to pretend that jews were christians. Does biology have to be wrong for christer god to be right? Well....no...again..it's only the insistence of ignorant shit for brains like yourself that make it seem so. It's entirely possible to be a devoted christer without any of this silly shit..in these 1k pages. My inlaws and my wife are living proof of that incontrovertible fact.
It's just you, and your terrible fucking pastor...that's the whole problem. You're making shit unnecessarily rough for "jesus"...gratz.
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