(December 30, 2018 at 3:43 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: Okay, so confirmed poe then. I'm somewhat relieved. Lol.
Dude should do some research and pick an actual town name from google maps (or something) before doing his spiel.
Overall, I give him a B-. He had me going for a minute, for sure... and the masterbation thing was pretty hilarious.
OP reads like the narration from The Shawshank Redemption.