Jesus’ Failed Prophecy About His Return

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Jesus’ Failed Prophecy About His Return

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RE: Jesus’ Failed Prophecy About His Return

January 11, 2019 at 11:03 am

(January 11, 2019 at 9:16 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(January 11, 2019 at 8:43 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The primary difference between Jesus and beer is that you don't have to wait 2000 years for a second beer.

Boru

Nor do beer makers claim they poof'ed beer into existence with a snap of their fingers.

Right, lucky for you beer just "banged" from nothing and made itself. Hilarious

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Jesus’ Failed Prophecy About His Return - by DoubtingHerFaith - January 3, 2019 at 5:07 pm

RE: Jesus’ Failed Prophecy About His Return - by The Grand Nudger - January 3, 2019 at 5:16 pm

RE: Jesus’ Failed Prophecy About His Return - by Brian37 - January 3, 2019 at 8:03 pm

RE: Jesus’ Failed Prophecy About His Return - by DoubtingHerFaith - January 3, 2019 at 5:50 pm

RE: Jesus’ Failed Prophecy About His Return - by Godscreated - January 5, 2019 at 3:15 am

RE: Jesus’ Failed Prophecy About His Return - by alw0992 - January 7, 2019 at 3:29 pm

RE: Jesus’ Failed Prophecy About His Return - by Godscreated - January 8, 2019 at 2:03 am

RE: Jesus’ Failed Prophecy About His Return - by alw0992 - January 8, 2019 at 10:46 am

RE: Jesus’ Failed Prophecy About His Return - by Brian37 - January 9, 2019 at 10:12 am

RE: Jesus’ Failed Prophecy About His Return - by Godscreated - January 10, 2019 at 2:55 am

RE: Jesus’ Failed Prophecy About His Return - by Fake Messiah - January 10, 2019 at 4:07 am

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RE: Jesus’ Failed Prophecy About His Return - by T0 Th3 M4X - January 10, 2019 at 5:44 am

RE: Jesus’ Failed Prophecy About His Return - by Fake Messiah - January 10, 2019 at 6:22 am

RE: Jesus’ Failed Prophecy About His Return - by T0 Th3 M4X - January 10, 2019 at 6:35 am

RE: Jesus’ Failed Prophecy About His Return - by Belacqua - January 10, 2019 at 6:47 am

RE: Jesus’ Failed Prophecy About His Return - by Brian37 - January 10, 2019 at 7:15 am

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RE: Jesus’ Failed Prophecy About His Return - by Fake Messiah - January 11, 2019 at 3:11 am

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RE: Jesus’ Failed Prophecy About His Return - by Brian37 - January 11, 2019 at 8:35 am

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RE: Jesus’ Failed Prophecy About His Return - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 14, 2019 at 7:19 am

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RE: Jesus’ Failed Prophecy About His Return - by The Grand Nudger - January 10, 2019 at 3:27 am

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RE: Jesus’ Failed Prophecy About His Return - by Godscreated - January 11, 2019 at 2:52 am

RE: Jesus’ Failed Prophecy About His Return - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 11, 2019 at 8:43 am

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