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Pope Fuckface Is Either Losing His Mind Or Remembered How The Church Traditionally
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Pope Fuckface Is Either Losing His Mind Or Remembered How The Church Traditionally
manipulates the dolts.

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/10/pope-bl...gels-help/

Quote:Pope blames devil for Church divisions, scandals, seeks angel’s help


You need better lawyers and priests who stop buttfucking children, you silly bastard.
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RE: Pope Fuckface Is Either Losing His Mind Or Remembered How The Church Traditionally
(October 8, 2018 at 6:43 pm)Minimalist Wrote: manipulates the dolts.

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/10/pope-bl...gels-help/

Quote:Pope blames devil for Church divisions, scandals, seeks angel’s help


You need better lawyers and priests who stop buttfucking children, you silly bastard.
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RE: Pope Fuckface Is Either Losing His Mind Or Remembered How The Church Traditionally
Reading between the lines, it's astonishing to hear the Pope, of all people, aver such a high degree of diabolic influence and power being exercised (not exorcised) in the Church. I mean, if they believed this, an (otherwise) rational person in the church would be within reason to start wondering if their priest, their lay ministers, their bishops, their cardinals, and so forth might not be among the people the devil was currently manipulating. They might even consider the possibility that the Pope himself is being influenced by the devil... after all, if it's widespread enough to affect so many priests and cardinals, couldn't the devil influence the cardinals to elevate to the papacy someone influenced by the devil? Catholics who believed that the devil was running amok amidst the lines of authority throughout the hierarchy would certainly have cause to distrust that same hierarchy.

.... you know, if they didn't already distrust it because of all the child rape.

Like I said, I'm astonished to hear the Pope put this idea forward so openly. I wonder how many people will connect the dots.
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RE: Pope Fuckface Is Either Losing His Mind Or Remembered How The Church Traditionally
Why?  He's the chief bullshitter for the whole sorry mess.  You don't expect HIM to take the blame, do you?
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RE: Pope Fuckface Is Either Losing His Mind Or Remembered How The Church Traditionally
(October 9, 2018 at 12:50 am)Minimalist Wrote: Why?  He's the chief bullshitter for the whole sorry mess.  You don't expect HIM to take the blame, do you?

Of course not. I just didn't expect a deflection that could so obviously and easily turn around to bite him in the ass.
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RE: Pope Fuckface Is Either Losing His Mind Or Remembered How The Church Traditionally
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But also this is the tactic pope Bananadick also used:

Quote:He added that the assault on Pope Benedict XVI on Christmas Eve by a mentally unstable woman and the sex abuse scandals which have engulfed the Church in the US, Ireland, Germany and other countries, were proof that the Anti-Christ was waging a war against the Holy See.

"The Devil resides in the Vatican and you can see the consequences," said Father Amorth, 85, who has been the Holy See's chief exorcist for 25 years.

"He can remain hidden, or speak in different languages, or even appear to be sympathetic. At times he makes fun of me. But I'm a man who is happy in his work."

While there was "resistance and mistrust" towards the concept of exorcism among some Catholics, Pope Benedict XVI has no such doubts, Father Amorth said. "His Holiness believes wholeheartedly in the practice of exorcism. He has encouraged and praised our work," he added.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne...tican.html
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'Recite a special prayer every day in October to help beat him [the Devil] back.' These people make me vomit.

Boru
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RE: Pope Fuckface Is Either Losing His Mind Or Remembered How The Church Traditionally
It can’t be the devil though, can it? I thought he was meant to be subtle and undetectable. How did this knob-face in a silly hat manage to rumble him?

And what was god doing all this time?
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OK, back to shuffling and hiding priests. They were innocent all along.
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RE: Pope Fuckface Is Either Losing His Mind Or Remembered How The Church Traditionally
Prayers to stop the Devil mucking about with the Church are going to be about as effective as the prayer, 'Dear Jesus:  Please make Father O'Diddle stop touching me.  Your friend, Timmy.'

Where was God when THAT prayer needed answering?

Boru
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