RE: Add your suggestions for a "Reality/talent show"
January 29, 2019 at 2:48 pm
(This post was last modified: January 29, 2019 at 3:22 pm by paulpablo.)
A show that's the opposite of the UFC but with the same initials called The Ultimate Fucker. (The Ultimate Fucking Championship)
Instead of going to war trying your hardest to break bones, cause brain damage and hurt the other person, the goal is to be the best at fucking each other.
Instead of steroid tests they do STD tests.
You score points based on audience votes.
Along similar lines I'd like to see a UFC unconventional matches show. Like 5 regular guys vs 1 pro heavy weight. 3 midgets vs 1 middleweight.
Instead of going to war trying your hardest to break bones, cause brain damage and hurt the other person, the goal is to be the best at fucking each other.
Instead of steroid tests they do STD tests.
You score points based on audience votes.
Along similar lines I'd like to see a UFC unconventional matches show. Like 5 regular guys vs 1 pro heavy weight. 3 midgets vs 1 middleweight.
Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.
Impersonation is treason.