Add your suggestions for a "Reality/talent show"

[Rev. Rye]

Ok, now you're just being silly.

Boru

I may have started this thread, but you came up with your own slogan so, you're part of this silliness too.

Well, there's always Big Lurch. He was an up-and-coming rapper who, in 2002, murdered his roommate while under the influence of PCP and ate part of her body. He's in jail now, but with so many reality shows there've been about rappers past their primes, I can really see someone greenlighting a cooking show hosted by him filmed from Salinas Valley State Prison. At this point, I know you're going to be outraged, Bri, but I can guarantee that TLC has done far worse for many of their shows, and this would still be far more entertaining.

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Also, there's Issei Sagawa. In 1981, he killed and cannibalised a classmate, was arrested and found legally insane, and eventually deported to his native Japan. Due to legal loopholes, he's lived in Japan a free man for 33 years and became something of a celebrity. He appeared on TV sometimes and even made an appearance in an exploitation film in 1992. At one point, he even wrote restaurant reviews for Spa magazine. He could also have been a major candidate for a cannibal reality TV show, at least if he didn't have a cerebral infarction in 2013 that left him permanently brain-damaged and under the care of his brother.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Politicians get a family of 4, and have to live on $21,000 a year.

Canceled after four episodes?

[paulpablo]

A show that's the opposite of the UFC but with the same initials called The Ultimate Fucker. (The Ultimate Fucking Championship)

Instead of going to war trying your hardest to break bones, cause brain damage and hurt the other person, the goal is to be the best at fucking each other.

Instead of steroid tests they do STD tests.

You score points based on audience votes.

Along similar lines I'd like to see a UFC unconventional matches show.  Like 5 regular guys vs 1 pro heavy weight.  3 midgets vs 1 middleweight.

[Fake Messiah]

Pastors and drag queens switch jobs for a day: pastors have to come to clubs, wear dress and makeup and sing on stage while drag queens have to wear pastor's robes and talk about Jesus in the church to the sheep.