Clearly the reason we 'Brits' don't talk about our behaviour and morality is we just don't have the time, what with all that rapin' and pillagin' we have to get through. I mean, my diary's booked solid for the next six months.
According to the article, a certain Rev Amoeba (or something like that anyway) said that "a united black Christian community could have prevented the riots." Now, isn't that a coincidence! I've got a magic stone which would have done the same thing, if only they'd thought of asking me. Far too late now. Incidentally, it also has the power to end world hunger, cure baldness, and increase both length and girth, but only in the presence of a shitload of money.
Then there's Rev David Shosanya who "called on churches to give financial support to organisations working with disenfranchised and vulnerable youths". They're not even trying to hide it anymore, are they? Think of the children? They don't seem to think of anything else.
According to the article, a certain Rev Amoeba (or something like that anyway) said that "a united black Christian community could have prevented the riots." Now, isn't that a coincidence! I've got a magic stone which would have done the same thing, if only they'd thought of asking me. Far too late now. Incidentally, it also has the power to end world hunger, cure baldness, and increase both length and girth, but only in the presence of a shitload of money.
Then there's Rev David Shosanya who "called on churches to give financial support to organisations working with disenfranchised and vulnerable youths". They're not even trying to hide it anymore, are they? Think of the children? They don't seem to think of anything else.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
