(February 7, 2019 at 8:47 pm)Brian37 Wrote: When I was a kid, my dad had a friend who not only taught at the same high school, his fellow teacher owned a movie theater. Everyso often my mom and I got free tickets to see movies.
So one day she takes me to a nature documentary. I see a fawn being born from a mother deer. Problem is it was a profile shot, so I thought that the fawn was coming out of it's ass.
So the following Monday, on the school bus, I proudly proclaimed my "knowledge" of where babies come from, and the older kids on the bus laughed their asses off. It took the female bus driver, pulling me aside to correct me.
When I was little, I overheard some big boys talking about putting four fingers in between a girl's legs.
So naturally I assumed for a few years that girls had four holes.
One to pee, one to poo, one for babies and I was stumped about what the other was for. :-)
