President Mumpsimus, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet on FB and @brianrrs37 on twitter).
Oompa Loompa
Tax break scam
Emolument's Clause
Violate to enrich the fam
Bring back coal
Protect big oil
Mueller's going to be
Your final foil
President Cheeto
Is the man
Selling fear
To all his fans
"Rapists" and "terrorists"
Mere buzz words
"Identity politics"
Bought by the herd
Nonsense
It's all absurd
Fear mongering bully
We're tired of
Fond of tyrants
Sell fear of migrants
It's all a distraction
Away from investigation
Just be sure
To attack the press
To distract away from
Your dangerous ignorance
The social norms
He tries to sell
Are the pustulous values
Of bigoted swill
There are no good Nazis
No good KKK
He won't drag us back
To those old ways
And do not sell me
This bullshit crap
Billionaires will end up eating cat food
If we raise their tax
We're tired of
The old cold war meme
Neither Cuba or Venezuela
Do we aspire to be
Oompa Loompa
Ignores his own intel
Sucks up to tyrants
Isn't that swell?
The story to tell
Hubris will fail
When the sane speak up
To avoid such a needless hell
(END)
Poem title inspired by Twitter user Mindy whom used the word "mumpsimus" in a recent post.
Oompa Loompa
Tax break scam
Emolument's Clause
Violate to enrich the fam
Bring back coal
Protect big oil
Mueller's going to be
Your final foil
President Cheeto
Is the man
Selling fear
To all his fans
"Rapists" and "terrorists"
Mere buzz words
"Identity politics"
Bought by the herd
Nonsense
It's all absurd
Fear mongering bully
We're tired of
Fond of tyrants
Sell fear of migrants
It's all a distraction
Away from investigation
Just be sure
To attack the press
To distract away from
Your dangerous ignorance
The social norms
He tries to sell
Are the pustulous values
Of bigoted swill
There are no good Nazis
No good KKK
He won't drag us back
To those old ways
And do not sell me
This bullshit crap
Billionaires will end up eating cat food
If we raise their tax
We're tired of
The old cold war meme
Neither Cuba or Venezuela
Do we aspire to be
Oompa Loompa
Ignores his own intel
Sucks up to tyrants
Isn't that swell?
The story to tell
Hubris will fail
When the sane speak up
To avoid such a needless hell
(END)
Poem title inspired by Twitter user Mindy whom used the word "mumpsimus" in a recent post.