(March 12, 2019 at 7:00 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:(March 11, 2019 at 9:47 pm)Fireball Wrote: lol. I remember that the skipper of the last ship I served on was as hard on sailors who had brought liquor or beer on board as those who had brought other drugs.
What had you really meant to say, there, in the quote?
"isn't" It was the first time I noticed that. Happens to me all the time.
As far as booze goes, take a big bottle of SCOPE mouth wash and pour it into a clear container. Fill the empty bottle with vodka. Add blue food coloring until the vodka matches the original.
Put bottle in a box with other "essentials and treats". The US Postal Service will get the booze to your sailor.
Yeeeahhh, no. Drunk on watch is bad business. Would never have been caught at it.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.