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Man that hurt.
#51
RE: Man that hurt.
(March 11, 2019 at 7:34 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Kaiser Wilhelm II had his arm damaged at birth, probably through the same procedure. It was noticeably shorter than the other.

[Image: Wilhelm.jpg]

I don't think her son had any lasting effects from it, she said his head was egg shaped for the first few hours due to the suction.
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#52
RE: Man that hurt.
Good for him. 19th C. medicine was all that good.
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#53
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There must be a name for forgetting to add "n't" to a word all the time.
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#54
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*cough* spelling *cough*
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#55
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(March 11, 2019 at 7:54 pm)Fireball Wrote: *cough* spelling *cough*
Nope. I once said "The US military is just a bunch of drunks with guns."
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#56
RE: Man that hurt.
(March 11, 2019 at 8:06 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(March 11, 2019 at 7:54 pm)Fireball Wrote: *cough* spelling *cough*
Nope. I once said "The US military is just a bunch of drunks with guns."

lol. I remember that the skipper of the last ship I served on was as hard on sailors who had brought liquor or beer on board as those who had brought other drugs.

What had you really meant to say, there, in the quote?
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#57
RE: Man that hurt.
(March 6, 2019 at 12:02 pm)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: I hurt myself quite regularly I'm a bit clumsy I suppose. I have endured quite a lot of pain due to my own stupidity, and was thinking about the worst pain that I have ever been in. It must be the time when I drilled a hole through my foot with a corded drill, it slipped sideways off a piece of metal that I was holding between my feet and went through my shoe and got tangled up in my sock. Putting the drill into reverse to untangle myself wasn't pleasant.
What is the worst pain you have endured? Do you learn by your mistakes? I certainly don't.

Shattering an ankle in a domestic decorating incident (don't ask). Nine pins and a plate later it still hurts. Probably didn't help that EMS took ten hours to rock up.
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#58
RE: Man that hurt.
(March 11, 2019 at 9:47 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(March 11, 2019 at 8:06 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Nope. I once said "The US military is just a bunch of drunks with guns."

lol. I remember that the skipper of the last ship I served on was as hard on sailors who had brought liquor or beer on board as those who had brought other drugs.

What had you really meant to say, there, in the quote?

"isn't" It was the first time I noticed that. Happens to me all the time.

As far as booze goes, take a big bottle of SCOPE mouth wash and pour it into a clear container. Fill the empty bottle with vodka. Add blue food coloring until the vodka matches the original.

Put bottle in a box with other "essentials and treats". The US Postal Service will get the booze to your sailor.
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#59
RE: Man that hurt.
(March 12, 2019 at 7:00 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(March 11, 2019 at 9:47 pm)Fireball Wrote: lol. I remember that the skipper of the last ship I served on was as hard on sailors who had brought liquor or beer on board as those who had brought other drugs.

What had you really meant to say, there, in the quote?

"isn't" It was the first time I noticed that. Happens to me all the time.

As far as booze goes, take a big bottle of SCOPE mouth wash and pour it into a clear container. Fill the empty bottle with vodka. Add blue food coloring until the vodka matches the original.

Put bottle in a box with other "essentials and treats". The US Postal Service will get the booze to your sailor.

Yeeeahhh, no. Drunk on watch is bad business. Would never have been caught at it.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#60
RE: Man that hurt.
Yep, only the hardcore alkies went that route. I accidently reported aboard USS Reeves in the PG with a bottle of Crown Royal in my bag. I tossed it overboard when I found it. Never been much of a drinker.
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