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BREAKING NEWS! ALLAH IS A FABRICATION.
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RE: BREAKING NEWS! ALLAH IS A FABRICATION.
(March 24, 2019 at 10:51 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Can anyone tell me how Allah prioritizes the severity of punishment between:

a muslim apostate
a christian
an atheist

can i have some weighted percentages? or are they all 100% equal.

From what I know

Apostates deserve death
Christians have the right idea but the wrong story
Atheists for them are following a dangerous path and may fall under the apostate category.

We Pastafarians welcome all forms into our colander of love and peace and wish well with flowers and a farewell basket of beer and crackers to those who wander away.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

   
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BREAKING NEWS! ALLAH IS A FABRICATION. - by ignoramus - March 24, 2019 at 1:07 am
RE: BREAKING NEWS! ALLAH IS A FABRICATION. - by Nay_Sayer - March 24, 2019 at 1:13 am
RE: BREAKING NEWS! ALLAH IS A FABRICATION. - by ignoramus - March 24, 2019 at 2:22 am
RE: BREAKING NEWS! ALLAH IS A FABRICATION. - by brewer - March 24, 2019 at 6:49 pm
RE: BREAKING NEWS! ALLAH IS A FABRICATION. - by ignoramus - March 24, 2019 at 7:36 pm
RE: BREAKING NEWS! ALLAH IS A FABRICATION. - by fredd bear - March 24, 2019 at 10:44 pm
RE: BREAKING NEWS! ALLAH IS A FABRICATION. - by ignoramus - March 24, 2019 at 10:51 pm
RE: BREAKING NEWS! ALLAH IS A FABRICATION. - by Nay_Sayer - March 25, 2019 at 12:25 am
RE: BREAKING NEWS! ALLAH IS A FABRICATION. - by ignoramus - March 24, 2019 at 11:33 pm
RE: BREAKING NEWS! ALLAH IS A FABRICATION. - by Succubus - April 13, 2019 at 7:15 am

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