DNA Proves Existence of a Designer

[The Grand Nudger]

Jesus does indeed read the heart.  What's he going to find when he reads yours?  Humility, wisdom, and faith?  Or pride, ignorance, and doubt?  

Finding out that you came from a monkey has you scrambling all over yourself for a way to reject the work of creation, siding with one charlatan after the next, lying about the truth of god to non believers the whole way along, refusing to accept the advice of scripture.

I don't believe i did any of those things and I definitely did not intend to so stop falsely accusing me of random BS.  I don't do that to you or anyone else on this board so it would be fair enough.  I try to live a good life in thought, word, and action but I fall short like everyone else.  I try to be humble, wise, and faithful to the best of my God given abilities.  My salvation is through Jesus Christ, thank God, because we fall way short.

Who gives a shit what you believe?  Not me, not jesus. Plenty of people are going to swear up and down that they thought they were doing his work and spreading his gospel.
He doesn't know you.

You can take my advice or leave it, you can take the advice of scripture or leave it..but I think that you should do some soul searching, figure out why biology makes you insecure. It's not like it threatens a god, it's not his hangup, it's yours. Maybe when you figure that out and resolve it you can get to the serious business of being filled with joy and wonder at all of this creation as it is, as god intended it, as god made it. Less time spreading the gospel of charlatans who monetize and politicize your faith in christ.