Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I had a first and only date with a girl who followed me to the restroom to make sure I didn't chat up any other women along the way.  Not even sure how I'd do that. 'Hello, luv.  I'm going for a piss, but would you like to go out for a drink when I'm done?'

Boru

Try it...

If it works, I ' ll nominate you for "Cocksman .Of the Year"..

Thanks, but I already have that award.

Boru