(March 29, 2019 at 1:51 am)Catharsis Wrote:(March 28, 2019 at 7:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Lies.
The demons that talk to me tell me there are 15 gods. 13 are named "Elvis", one us named "Jesus", and the last is named "Sleebob Bubblehammer Junior, the Third of Alpetium 4".
Burn your candles and sacrifice that baby.
(March 28, 2019 at 7:32 pm)fredd bear Wrote: What demons?
How do you know what imaginary beings think about anything, or indeed, if they think at all?
I swear, if your answer is the bible, I'm sending our master of arms, Vito, around to see you. He will be accompanied by Pierre ,our hunting ferret. Vito will be carrying a suitcase. Inside will be a pineapple and a small mallett.
Mmmm...sacrificial babies. Nom nom.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken.
Wiser words were never spoken.