I thought your god was keeping you safe

[Lemon Curry]

Every Christian's wet dream is to hear the words, "Deny Christ or I'll pull the trigger."  They get spiritual erections from being persecuted.

So no, they don't think their rapist deity is protecting them from physical harm.

I wouldn't say "every". Most "Christians" are just saying the right thing when they're pressed.

When I was young, I used to press wild flowers and stick them in my Nature book and write about them.  Of course, that was back then when there were some actual wild flowers still growing in the fields.

I didn't know that one could press christards too.

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I wouldn't say "every". Most "Christians" are just saying the right thing when they're pressed.

I was referring to True Christians™.

Isn't that an oxymoron?

Since when did a christard ever tell the truth?  They even lie to themselves!